Dear diary,

I’ve been so swamped lately! I’m reviewing all these applications for my screenplay class and there are SO MANY OF THEM! UGH! :< I told the school it’d be a bad idea but nooooooooooooooo, they wouldn’t listen! Like, I don’t get it, I have like 5 PhD’s, why doesn’t anybody LISTEN TO ME?! I mean, I give pretty sound advice, soooooooooooooo I just don’t get it. Why doesn’t everyone just ask themselves “WWFD” when making choices? I don’t know how I’m going to go through all of the applications. Even Zelda has been helping out nonstop, but she’s been downing so much coffee I made her stop because the stress and caffeine are bad for her diabetes. Sammy’s not allowed to help because he doesn’t have PhD. Yesterday, I was especially overworked, so I pushed myself away from the desk, took a deep breath and ask myself: WWFD? So I went out to Westwood with a crossbow and started shooting some of the students.

-xoxogossipjames